sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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