They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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