why didn't you poke me back
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
