I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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