No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
worst night to have a conscience
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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