Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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