when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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