Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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