is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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