I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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