Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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