Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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