im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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