It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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