her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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