i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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