I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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