sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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