I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
whose parrot is this?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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