Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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