: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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