Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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