Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You may now shotgun with the bride
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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