Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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