Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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