I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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