May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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