i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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