totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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