there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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