And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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