Tell her she can't have a vagina
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
tell me about the fingering
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