He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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