I hate your face
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Sext me about skeletons
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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