i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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