walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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