There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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