Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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