Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
