dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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