Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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