Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
MIDGETS
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You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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