After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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