Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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