my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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