I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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