we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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