what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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