Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
