Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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