Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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