Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Vodka?
Forever.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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