we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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