I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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