Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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