have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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