i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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